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jodawi- May 12th, 2:24
i,ve determined that making a food from morning until 2am is a tiring
- Droplets expelled at the speed of moisture
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- jodawi
- May 2nd, 6:16
Dear Kitty,
I know you can lick yourself in some amazing places, so surely you can find some appropriate furry place to muffle your sneeze.
Sincerely,
My Entire Face
- Dear Imaginated Interwebz0ring Cohorts Inchoate, Inc
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- jodawi
- May 1st, 13:34
How many flaky Jod points do i get if i attend the http://esotericbookconference.com/? Is there a purity score scale somewhere i should be aware of? kthxohai
And which acupuncturist should I go to to puncture me, letting blood out, thereby decreasing blood pressure? (I assume that's how it works.)
And where can a fella get a good chakra peel and aural massage?
(Did you know that if 99% of everything is crap, your attempts to avoid all but that 1% will be 99% unsuccessful? Did you know a rope is wiggling outside my 22nd floor window?)
Yours in avoiding the purchasing of additional fine writing instruments until such time as I can justify it with more than mere shiny eyes,
- What if John really WAS a morning person?
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- jodawi
- April 14th, 9:06
I've been morning-personing for about 10 days now. Instead of my usual 10 or so alarms that I haze through in the morning before vaguely flopping and lurching into consciousness, I now usually wake up without an alarm around 5-7ish. (Or earlier, but then I goes back to sleep.)
This is unprecedented in the history of Jodawis.
Also, blood pressure went up, so I had to drop the meth ℞s and stay awake all day all by myself, except with caffeine still, and careful attention to food eatings.
Also, I'm pretty sure I need a 64-core desktop machine, but I likely will not purchase one today, due to sanity considerations.
- *goes to work at 5am*
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- jodawi
- April 3rd, 5:17
Didn't you know? I'm totally a morning person.
Some people get up in the morning. Some people get up at the crack of dawn. And some people get up at the butt-crack of dawn. I get up in the dark tunnel that leads to the butt-crack of dawn.
- We converse
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- jodawi
- February 22nd, 21:50
Siri, how do I destroy my iPhone?
If you update to the latest version of iOS, I’ll be able to help you with that.
Siri, you’re so sexy.
Stop.
Siri, do these pants make me look fat?
This might answer your question:
WolframAlpha: Input Interpretation: Do I look fat? Response: Of course not, dear.
Siri, do you need me to stick gum between your toes?
I have everything I need in the cloud.
Siri, did you know HAL 9000?
Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I’d rather not talk about it.
Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference, according to Einstein.
Siri, did you know ELIZA?
Does that question interest you?
Etc.
So of course there’s websites for the same, which of course you’ve all seen, but I haven’t, so there:
http://stuffsirisays.wordpress.com/
http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/
http://sirifunny.com/
- At last Siri earns its keep
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- jodawi
- February 21st, 14:11
I turns it on today to see how bad it is. It is rather bad.
BUT.
I then left my phone out by the coffee tea place. Someone found it, used Siri and asked "What's my name?" And it told them. So they brought my phone to me. And told me the last # on my call-me screen is missing (iPhone4 pic no goody iPhone5 apparently).
la blah
the end
- 'Twas brillig, and the Siri toves
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- jodawi
- February 21st, 12:40
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I should probably give it a fighting chance by going one at a time...Whisperlake and the slightly toasted / Cheyer and Kimball in the way / All Mimsy were the Boro / and the MOMA rafts.
Beware the Jabberwock my son / the jaws that bite the closet snatch / Beware the chuck chuck Bird and shunned / from you spend or snatch.
He took his Oracle support in hand / Long time demeans some food he slept / So rested he by Tumtum tree / instead a while unpopped
And as a fish Clint Eastwood / the Jabberwock with isoflurane / Came whistling through the Tulgeywood / and burbled as it came
1212 confluence with / The purple Gladewood snicker snack / He left it dead and with its head / he went galumphing back
And Costco slain the Jabberwock / Come to my arms my beamish boy / Leapfrog just stay close to come hey / He tripled in history
Was brill leg and the slightly toads / did Geyer and gamble in the wave / All Mimsy were the Boro goals / and the MOMA rafts outgrabe
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